Teach the controversy!

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As we all know, evolution is 'just a theory' and children should be 'taught the controversy' so they can decide for themselves whether to believe over a century of evidence or a story written by people who thought the universe revolved around the earth. In the spirit of this, perhaps it is time to revisit all those 'theories' the evil scientific establishment is pushing on our innocent children. The Kansas Board of Education proudly presents: Chemical Periodicity- Teach the Controversy!



Stork theory!



Heck, teach them all!