Writer's Block: What if calories didn't count?

[superl99]

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Yes. I would hire a chocolate fountain and stick my head underneath it until I went into a diabetic coma :P

Comments

[ethelfleda.livejournal.com]

For me, I'd want a gastric surgeon on hand in case I accidentally exploded my stomach with the amount I'd eat...

[anckyria.livejournal.com]

I'd probably get pissed off and eat the genie for bringing me such news. I need my calories, dammit!